What is this???

I dunno, I'm really just screwing around with random stuff in a github repository.

My goal is to make it as messy and confusing as possible and still somehow get it to do something.

Big o'l list of system requirements

Python 3 (accessible via python command in terminal)
Python Requests module (pip install requests)
Ruby (accessible via ruby command in terminal)
Required ruby gems (from Gemfile) installed (bundle install)
Java JDK (javac) and JRE (java) version 8 (7 might work, too)
Perl 5 (accessible via perl command in terminal) (Use strawberryperl.com on windows)
NodeJS (accessible via node command in terminal)
Required nodejs modules (npm i)
The Bourne Again Shell (bash) (Cygwin or Git Bash will suffice on windows.)
PHP 5 (accessible via php on the command line)
CoffeeScript (accessible via coffee on the command line)

Programming Language list

Python
Ruby
Java
Perl
JavaScript
Bash
PHP
CoffeeScript