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RIP Anything.js #312

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gytdau opened this issue Dec 13, 2015 · 62 comments
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RIP Anything.js #312

gytdau opened this issue Dec 13, 2015 · 62 comments
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@gytdau
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gytdau commented Dec 13, 2015

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Goodbye, sweet love. You lived a short but eventful life. Amen.
@thehowl
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thehowl commented Dec 13, 2015

Sounds like a great time to post on Hacker News!

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thehowl commented Dec 13, 2015

(and then make it a startup)

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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Guys, pls, don't let this die, it's my main source of commits. 😭 pls lemme smash my keyboard.

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Can anyone explain what's the idea behind this project?!

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gytdau commented Dec 14, 2015

Did you read README.md?

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I did... and it didn't make any sense to me ;-)

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gytdau commented Dec 14, 2015

The idea is that we accept any pull request into the repository, as long as
it follows the short list of rules.

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I did... and it didn't make any sense to me ;-)

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I got that. I just don't see the point of collaborating on such a virtual Frankenstein.
Should I see this a social experiment?

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gytdau commented Dec 14, 2015

Kind of. It's more of a "do it just because you can" thing.

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I got that. I just don't see the point of collaborating on such a virtual
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@jslegers
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Hmmm...
Maybe I'm just getting too old for this stuff :-p

Yes, we can!

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RIP In Pepperoni

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gytdau commented Dec 14, 2015

Rest in peace in pepperoni with pepper.

RIPIPWP.

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RIP In Pepperoni

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seiyria commented Dec 16, 2015

No just pepperoni is fine, you savages.

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gytdau commented Dec 16, 2015

No pepporoni left, sir. @Rabrennie ate all of it again. Would you settle for three sliced rats instead?

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seiyria commented Dec 16, 2015

Man, I guess I have to. I won't like it, though!

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I thought my inbox had been freed from the github spam. I guess not :(

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gytdau commented Dec 16, 2015

You will never be free. Anything.js will follow you until the end of the earth. Ding. That's an alert for a new pull request. And you thought the repo was dead. Ding. It doesn't stop. You will be bound eternally to Anything.js. Ding. It's t̶re̴n͠di̡n҉g ͠on ̧Ŗe̢ddi͢t a͟gain. DING. Yo̶ur̛ ̡inbox̴ nev̸eŗ be͝ r̛ȩleas͝e͟d f̴rom̶ Luci̸fe̶r's͘ g̡rasp.͡ DING Untìl the ͠end̨ of ti̛m̧e̛,͠ yo͜u ͟śha̕l̶l sùf͝fe̕r ͢the be͘ļl͢s.̀ T͏h͏e rin͝gi͘ng͝ ̸wi͞l͞l͘ not s̶t͞op͠ f͡o͞r ̷àn̛y ͡mo͝rt͏a͠l. DING YO͘U̡ WI͘LL ̛ŚUF̕FER ̨FOR̀ ̨W̢H҉AT҉ ͘Y͠O͞U HAVE̵ U͟ǸL͡EA̶SH͠ED͢.̵ DING TH̵E ̸ĆH̸͘I͏M̧̀É͡S͏ ̢̧̀F̀OL͜L̵̨̛OW̸ ̵̷Y̛̛O͝Ų̕͢.̵DINGTH̸̢Ę̴ ́͘͡N̸̢Ǫ̸TÌ҉F҉̵I̴̢C͜À͠T̷͏҉Í̛O̶͟N̸̛S̶͡ ̛͏̷NȨ̀V͜E̸̛͝R҉͜͢ ͘Ę̕͟N̕D̵͡ DING DING DING DINGD̵̴͢O҉M͝I͠N̶̕IU̧Ś̢͞ ̧҉DI̸̧A̢̨̧B͞Ò̷́L̷̀͟U̷̕S͠ G͟I̷̕͢T̡H̡͞UB̶̀U̷S͡.̢̛͞

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RIP in RIP

@vccortez
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Hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?
Oh Damn

@Rabrennie
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@vekat pretty much

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As i said before...

Gentlemen, it was nice to code with you...

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gytdau commented Dec 21, 2015

Welcome back to Anything Report, folks.

As you can see on this page, the contribution graphs are forming a nice, pleasing bell shape, as most contributors are slowing down. When you scroll down, you can see many of the contributors that submitted a joke because they saw it on Reddit, and afterwards, got bored of it almost immediately. The graphs of those contributors are forming thin lines instead. The lowest ranking medal goes to #93rd place - @sxqwaade - with his, oddly enough, 165 lines of contributions.

Now, onto the traffic page - you can see that every graph has already approached zero. Viewcounts and clones have fallen to a negligible amount. This spells out bad news for the Anything.js repository, as less contributions = less views = less contributions, on and on in a vicious cycle.

That's all the reporting for today, folks.

Stay tuned for Anything.js's official funeral and cremation!

Over and out.

@vccortez
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I would still be submitting a joke a day if I wasn't having internet issues. 😭

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@vekat don't worry about it 👍

@TheBITLINK TheBITLINK added the RIP label Jan 31, 2016
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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

Did someone called Tyler just write a message here and almost immediately delete it? He said:

I added Open Source Contributor to my linked in profile thanks to Anything.js. If it goes under, I'll have nothing to back up this claim. Come on people! Let's get to work!

COME BACK TYLER
WE LOVE YOU

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seiyria commented Jun 30, 2016

He definitely did. I was going to say to Do Anything (tm)!

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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

I'm starting an investigation to find Tyler. He said he's a contributor, so it should be easy.

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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

Nope, after checking every contributor profile, there's no Tyler.

God damn, Typer. You slipped out of my hands this time. But one day I will catch you Tyker... one day...

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MrOnosa commented Jun 30, 2016

Tyler here. It was a lie, people. I did contribute to anything.js when it was new, but I didn't put it on my linked in.

shame . . shame . . . . . shame
. . shame . . . . . shame
shame . . . . . . . . . . shame
. . . . . . . . . . shame shame

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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

Question. Is your last name Onosa?

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MrOnosa commented Jun 30, 2016

Nope. Back in the day, I played Final Fantasy 11. My online handle was randomly generated as Onosa. So, I used Onosa as my online handle wherever I went. Eventually, Onosa was taken somewhere, so I used MrOnosa instead. I liked it better than Onosa1 or whatever. But, it is confusing.

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Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

Yes, we can!

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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

okay then

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thehowl commented Jun 30, 2016

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;.(

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Pls contribute

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gytdau commented Jun 30, 2016

Please. Or else Rab's mother will consider him a failure. You don't want
that. Do you?

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seiyria commented Jun 30, 2016

you don't know what I want

@vccortez
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Sup guys?

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OOOOOOO
Did this project just came back from the depths of hell?

@seiyria
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seiyria commented Jul 1, 2016

no

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145757337719

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vccortez commented Jul 1, 2016

Welcome back to life!

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Rabrennie commented Jul 2, 2016 •
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Think we need a CSS theme to go along with anything.js

giphy

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TheBITLINK commented Jul 2, 2016 •
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anything.css confirmed?

cy

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@TheBITLINK https://github.com/Rabrennie/anything.css/blob/master/README.md

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Y E S

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vccortez commented Jul 2, 2016

Sorry, I only do my CSS inside my JavaScript.

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giphy 1

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jslegers commented Jul 4, 2016

Yes, we can!

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This is most definitely still alive. Bringing nightmares to child-men everywhere.

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Wuuuuut.

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hi how is it going

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seiyria commented Jun 29, 2018 via email

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

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😢

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gytdau commented Sep 22, 2018

I know anything.js was like a child to you. I can only imagine the pain.

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😭

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@vccortez

Sorry, I only do my CSS inside my JavaScript.

laughs in react tailwind

Oh boy, we were so innocent back then

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